News, News, News and more News from FANTASYS!

You guys have by now noticed all of the new girls on the Agency website no doubt. That's good news for everyone BUT our "competition" in the various areas we provide service to! That's all cool because no hassle variety is what you guys want and who calls a freakin' escort service for monogamy anyhow?

Before I get into who is where and all that let me just say how much I appreciate you terrific Nashville guys. Man, you guys are The Shit in my book, I dig most of you boys down there "in the holler" and really enjoy working with you, much-much nicer and easier to work with than the majority of places I work in. It's the Number One place that my people like to visit. Cudo's to you dudes!

You may want to click on the individual profile pages, I've made changes, lots of them individually....

Louisville Friday has CASEY! Rare appearance from her, I'd jump in there while I could boys and girls...Every Wednesday and Thursday evening in nashville for Miss Casey by the way and Some Mondays or Tuesday in Huntington & Charleston WV for her.

Lexington Friday with Jewel, Danielle, Carmen & Sheila. This weekend in Lexington on Saturday and Sunday has Brandy, Sheila and Danielle. The normal roster there.

Miss Jewel now has a more "permanent" schedule. Mondays usually in Lexington, every Tuesday in Louisville, every Wednesday in Cincinnati, some Thursday and Fridays in Nashville.

Nashville daily with cutesy little Mandy now. Bowling Green, Knoxville and Clarksville are all on Mandy's tour roster gents, you just need to get VERIFIED to see her. You'll need 24 hrs advance request time to see her though. We're getting more and more that way about all cities and all girls.....wait until you see the new 1 hour incall requirements beginning in October. They'll continue to be complimentary BUT to get them you'll have a requirement or else miss out. Example: I take pretty damn good care of you fellas and there are BUNCHES of yopu that have used my services for years and haven't written a review....you'll have to in order to get those compliementary 1 hour incalls beginning in October..however, I have made some additional benefits to it on your behalf as well. I won't share it in public but it will be posted in the members area shortly. Better gobble those compliementary incalls up while you still can if you can't type for shit!LOL!

Kick-ass Cory has made the move to Milwaukee at last. She'll continue to drop into Lexington, Cincinnati and Nashville ever so often though. Keep your fingers crossed, great looking little lady, great action too from what I saw one evening at her Fantasy birthday party...

Mya has made the move to Minneapolis now and you'll start seeing her pop up everywhere as a result in the local escort directories. She'll also continue to drop into our "better cities" like Lexington and Nashville. I'm not really keen on some of the areas we advertise in like Indy, but hey, if the girl will go I'll accomodate ya'll. request an overnight to get the ball rolling and bring the viagra.

Sexy little Lexington broads! Hmm? WhasThatYouSay? I said Sexy-Little-Lexington-Broads! And we're adding MORE part time little chicks in October to Lexington. Gotta take care of my "homey's" that take care of me I say. Seen Tasha's profile? Seen Ally's profile? I can personally attest to these two for a G-R-E-A-T time! Thye will ONLY be available one or two days a week in the Lexington or Louisville area (depends on your appointment). Wednesday evenings ONLY for Ally and I we haven't worked out the two days that Tasha will be available yet. Let ya know in October.

Huntington & Charleston has Casey to look forward to because she made her move at last. Wonder how long it will take for them to name something after her?

MORE new Independent Female Advertisers coming onto our Agency website. Smart chicks. Let me know how your experiences are with them gents so I can help them help themselves...

Kansas City and St Louis just added to our tour roster! Told ya'll last month that I was speeding up the time table on everything because I am putting myself in a position to "retire" sometime or other. I'll still be around but my phone lines are going computurized with that KICK ASS new "Voice Print" stuff! Man am I glad too. No more telephones growing out of my ear and much less radiation pentrating my brain as a result. Once you're verified you'll simply follow the instructions, phone in to private number for your initial voice match to do the voice imprint then voice match will do the rest after that on our public number from our computor mainframe. Can hardly wait. We've been working on this shit for two friggin' years and i'm past tired! The procedures for seeing a girl will remain the same, show up, bring the ID, etc, but its all good and it simplifies my day a bit more. If you haven't been Voice Matched that public number won't even deal with you after that. I'll show those ding-dong TER knuckleheads to ignore the directions by golly!

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Want some notable exceptions to 'Lex-Town" & "Nash-Vegas" by the way? Goddamn Cincinnati and Louisville. Jeez-loweez are those fucke-s difficult to work with, difficult to please and damn near impossible to convince that "Yes, we are for real-you MUST be Honest with us before we'll agree to accept you as a client." (and this is coming from a buckeye by the way, PLEASE don't hold it against me-I don't recall choosing Ohio to land in at birthing time!)

Other great cities that appear to be populated by "our kind of people": Frankfort KY, Minneapolis MN, Milwaukee WI, Pittsburg PA, DC, Kansas City MS, ST. Louis MS, Hilton Head Ilse SC, Savannah GA, Asheville NC, are all notable mentions. This isn't to say that everyone in the business would do well only that WE do. A number of my peers in the industry do rather well in other cities and States but we crap out in them and it isn't any mystery at all when you approach it logically. It's all about "Target Audiences", congruency and compatibility. Some people are more "fit" for areas than others. So congratulations Nashville and the like-you're as arrogant and dependable as ME!LOL!<-- that cracks me up...

Everyone noticed that FantasyEscortClassifieds.com is being inundated with ads? I have. Where the heck do they find this stuff from us anyway?

Gotta go, MY TURN to GET LAID!
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Related link: Louisville Escort CASEY! Lexington Escort JEWEL Friday!